Thursday, October 19, 2006

Yadda-yadda-yadda

Ever been frustrated when you're trying to contact someone in a big office? I mean, take the office that I currently work in, there are several deans and supporting grad students. That is just this office and there are many many more like it on this campus. I had a woman call me just before the lunch hour looking for anyone and everyone. Not in a kind way, not even in a mannerly way, just rude, abrupt, and absolutely pissy because she could not get into contact with anyone. Mind you, there is no voicemail in this office. I am the lucky one stuck with taking down messages and ensuring they reach the correct people in a timely manner. Not a big deal, unless you have 3-7 people waiting in line for their forms to be signed and some PMSing bitch on the phone taking it out on you because she's feeling neglected by the BIG institution of bureaucracy and edumacative peeps, all the while your office mate is at home with "stomach flu" and you're about ready to climb up a wall with a banana and throw poop at everyone. Monkeys have it good and yeah, I love bitchy people that feel that you owe them the world when all you can tell them is that the person they are looking for is not available or in a meeting and hey, can I take a message for you? Otherwise bugger off and bitch at someone who gives a flying rat's ass about whether or not you feel you're having a bad day for waiting until the last minute to turn in something vital to your education or organization. Otherwise, not my problem and get off your fuckin' cell phone and drive like less of an idiot. ARRRRRRRG! Deep blue oceans- deep blue oceans- deep blue oceans- deep blue oceans. Screw it! I start at a new office on Monday and boy this ought to be interesting.

Still here? WOW! Anyhoo, yeah that was my day yesterday. Now today is wake and family fun with funeral biz. I can at least say that today is a somewhat happier note though. One year ago I got the first kiss from my schnookums. Yes, Adam and I kissed the first time on my porch under a blue light or was it a green light? I don’t remember what color the light was, but hey, it was a nice kiss. *BIG GRINS* Happy Kiss-aversary! Makes all those jaded people out there want to puke I am sure. Gotta go now. CIAO!

Tammolly ~Feelin’ like life could be far worse today.

...So if I die today I'll be the happy phantom

And I'll go wearin' my naughties like a jewel...
I'm still an angel to a girl who hates to sin

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

hmmm. Not sure if I'm one of those 'want to puke' folks or not. Women...
They remember every damn thing and if you don't you're just an uncaring ignoramus...

damn... :)

WaywardMessiah said...

Kiss-aversary!?
Sounds like a dissorder
Doc:"I am sorry son, you have Kiss-aversary!"
Young Male Patient:"Is it terminal Doc?!"
Doc:"I'm afraid so son."
Young Terminal Patient:"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
:-P